In no particular order:
- People that stand on the left side of an escalator. Stand right, walk left. It’s practically a law.
- People that don’t use their blinkers. Seriously. It’s that little stick on the left side of your steering wheel. Just extend your fingers and you can reach it. Really. Just try it.
- People that start to get on the elevator before you can get off. It’s not going anywhere until I get off. I promise.
- The people at Mandee’s pizza that can’t for the life of them figure out how to make a pizza that’s half cheese, half light cheese and mushroom. The last one was mushroom and “extra light cheese”. They don’t have low-fat cheese so what the hell does that even mean??
- Walky McWalkertons. These are the people that are all in a rush when walking to work and try desperately to get past you. When I hear them coming, I wait until they are right next to me then I pick up my pace to match theirs so they can’t pass. Man they hate that.
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I had multiple experiences with the escalator people in Las Vegas in January, especially on the moving walkways in the airport (same thing, really.) Totally infuriating, especially when there are shows to attend, money to lose and buffets to visit. In all fairness, they were mostly just so fat that they took up both right AND left sides, but still…
Love you, and also, all of a sudden, I stink too. WTF?