One of my guilty pleasures is Rock of Love. Excuse me, I mean Rock of Love TWO. Yes, it’s true Brett was unable to find love on round one so he’s at it again. To be honest, I usually zip through a 60 minute episode in 30. But this weeks was something special. I actually had to rewind TWICE to make sure I was hearing right.
First of all, just so we’re all clear, this is the airbrushed “prize”:
So Brett’s living in a house full of skanks hoping that one of them will be his one true love. There is so much drinking, swearing, stripping that there’s never a dull moment. But this little gem has kicked it up a notch. Let me introduce you to Daisy:
Why yes, those are her panties down around her knees. Classy. She’s a total rocker chick and highly entertaining. I actually kind of liked her at first but then Brett invited all of the girl’s ex-boyfriends for a weekend and all hell broke loose. Apparently she still lives with her ex-boyfriend. In a one bedroom. For the last two years. Brett was not thrilled. But he kept her around another week. So this week she confesses to having “hung out” with C. C. DeVille, Brett’s guitarist in Poison. And Brett was all, ‘why the hell am I just finding this out now??’ And Daisy’s all ‘Jeez. I’ve only been living in the same house as you for a couple weeks. It’s not like I’ve had the chance to tell you my whole life story!’. Um, OK. Oh, and she swears she hasn’t had sex in two years. You look at her myspace page and tell me if you think this girl has gone two years without sex. But even after all that, Brett kept her around another week. Did I mention Oscar De le Hoya is her uncle? Random….
And then in the preview for next week, the parent’s of the girls come for a visit (they must be so proud!!) and one of the dad’s tells Brett that his daughter is 37. Brett freaks because apparently she told him she was 31 and they show a clip of her looking like she honestly had no idea she was really 37. And Brett is once again not happy because clearly he’s looking for some sweet young thing, not some old hag. Dude, you’re FORTY-FIVE!!! I’m embarrassed for him.
Can anyone really be a “winner” in this scenario?
like a virgin.
Girl, you share my heart on this subject. I write about ROL often.
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