Here are a couple of things to do at a cabin in the middle of nowhere Vermont:
Play with your light saber in the middle of a field:
Pretend the garden hose is your pee-pee:
Plot with your new best friend on the best way to catch the bear that has been seen in the neighborhood. Apparently while the bear is busy eating the delicious soup (identified by a sign in case the bear wasn’t sure what it was) you get him with the dish towel, Off and light saber. Hey, whatever works.
BTW, if you tell the nice officer you blew the red light because your son really, really, really has to pee, he might just let you go without a ticket.
Advertisement
